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What I learned at my office birthday party.
I just came from our office birthday party. We have them every quarter and I am on this quarter's committee. I didn't volunteer for this duty but was recruited by the powers that be. The theme this time was the Olympics and I had my kids make the torch and the rings out of poster board and I bought 30' of flags to string around the room. I also made my famous spinach dip and sourdough bread. Yummy. People tell me it's good so I make it all the time. Kinda my signature dish, amoung other things. I have a few friends that I socialize with here at work and we chit chat all the time and other than than, I pretty much stay to myself. I have little time to goof around. So it was nice to sit back and do nothing for a couple hours and take it all in. I sat back and observed people, listened in on their conversation and basically "sponged" the whole time. Here is what I have learned after two hours of sponging.M might possibly be gay and says he has a girlfriend but really he is lying. M thinks J's ass is tight and A's is as well. A is a trainer on the side and teaches yoga or some sort of stretching stuff.L wants A to teach us all stretching exercises in the second floor room. (I agree on this one)R wears a hearing aide but refuses to turn it on so he can hear anyone. H doesn't brush his teeth and has stinky breath. J is a loud mouth and bossed everyone around and had to have the food on the table in order of ethnic category.JE thinks A has a nice ass too and wants him to train her. Cupcake ice cream is good.Strawberries and pretzels go well together. M got his house broken into over a month ago and has not locked his door since because he doesn't know what "mitigate your damage" means and has not fixed the door lock. The head of my company doesn't like anything but chocolate. The AA ladies in our office only talk in Ebonics when they are around each other and no other times during the day. Weird. C took a chocolate birthday metal when it was not her birthday and disappeared with it. All men can't fix things just because they are men. Anyone in need of a slightly used torch and olympic rings?
1 comment:
Yes you have a tight ass. You are my sexy hockey player. Nice calves too.
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