All Our Ex's Should Live in Texas

I can't sit here and reserve all my time for just the Princess. She is triffling, however my ex is just as bad. If the Princess was not already shacked up with her lover, I would introduce them. They are very much alike.

I got home on friday evening after the concert (we went directly after work and did not come home first) and saw a wrapped gift on the kitchen counter. T had told me that he got me a surprise as well as the kids and I never gave it much thought. So I opened the paper to find a Christmas ornament from the Biltmore Estate. Now let me tell you that I collect ornaments and have been collecting them since 1978. Needless to say, I have alot of them. I buy them from everywhere I go and bring them back form my travels. So I look at this ornamant and realize that he has brought this back for me from his weekend with a woman last weekend. Not that I care about the woman or who he jets off with in the slightest. What bothered me was the fact that I had asked and begged him for the three years we lived in NC to take me to the Biltmore. I had begged him for years to take me anywhere frankly and he never did. When I say never, I mean never. He and I spent 12 plus years together and NEVER went away together without the kids. Not even for one night. I digress.....

So I am holding this thing and I had the sudden urge to shove it up his................ok, I know it wouldn't have fit anyways. But it was a nice thought. He bought me a souvenir from his weekend with a woman. Am I the only one that thinks that it's weird? I mean I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't take PC to the Richard Petty driving school (something he's always wanted to do) and get a video of him driving around turn one, etc. and bring it back for T. (Yes, T's a NASCAR guy). Come on people!! The funny thing is that I know T did not mean anything by it. He was trying to be nice and bring me back an ornament. I know, I know. You're all saying "He's a guy Kay". Yes he is and a stupid one at that.

So, should I keep the ornament or re-wrap it for him for Christmas?